for-the-fail:

stanlaughingalonewithdoctors:

splattersmudge:

When Peter Pan tells you to grow up you’ve surely got a serious problem.

^

Let’s also give a shout out to that awesome parent who let their son dress however he wanted. 

Peter. Pan. Told. You. To. Grow. Up.

You know what that means?

YOU NEED TO FUCKING GROW UP, ASSHOLE.

The end.

cjsbugs:

Dangerous U.S. Spiders

When people see me pick up a spider with my bare hands and throw it outside, their typical reaction is “You are crazy! How do you know that spider isn’t dangerous?”

Here is the answer, out of approximately 3,000 different species of spider in North America, only two species from the U.S. are considered deadly. These are the brown recluse spider and the black widow spider. These spiders are easy to identify (See the first two on the above chart. The brown recluse has a violin shape on top of the cephalothorax and the black widow has an hourglass shape on the underside of the abdomen) and therefore pretty easy to avoid being bitten by, but even if you are bitten, it is very unlikely that you would die if you sought medical attention.  In the U.S. there are only an average of four spider deaths reported per year.

There are other spiders in the U.S. that are somewhat dangerous but not deadly.  If you are bitten by one of them you may experience some unpleasant symptoms but not death. You can see some of these spiders in the chart above.

*Note: If a small child or pet is bitten by one of these venomous spiders they are much more likely to be seriously affected.

Please stay aware of spiders that could be dangerous and only handle spiders that you know are not significantly dangerous, but also recognize that spiders are very beneficial creatures and try not to kill them whenever possible, dangerous or not! It’s just rude. Just let them be, even spiders that do have potent venom are often not aggressive. They just want to be left alone.

Sources:

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/772196-overview#a0199

http://rodneysouthern.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-Identify-Poisonous-Spiders

http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html#blackwidow

https://sites.google.com/site/venomousdangerous/spiders/n-america-s-most-venomous-spiders

http://cru.cahe.wsu.edu/cepublications/eb1548/eb1548.html

See this? I ain’t afraid of any of these. I do, however, keep a distance from the Brown Recluse, as it is actually dangerous to me. Black Widow would cause me severe pain, but no more, same goes for Hobo (Probably…). Recluse poison destroys your nervous system and more, doesn’t matter your size. The rest of this stuff? Nothing. Not even the tiniest problem. Maybe itchiness, a little pain, but whatever. If you are not a reasonably large person with at least a fairly strong liver, you may want to avoid the Black Widow as well…

Also, honestly, while I’ve been old enough to be aware and keep track, I’ve seen upwards of ten black widows… and exactly one brown recluse. So I don’t really get bothered by spiders unless one of their webs is in my way or on me, in which case GET THAT SHIT OFF OF ME FUCKTHISISANNOYINGGAHIT’SGOINGTOFEELLIKEIT’SINMYHAIRFOREVERAAH.

pleatedjeans:

6 Reasons The Olympics Needs More Bears

7nights:

yoyonaki:

typette:

buggy-love:

post-apocalyptic-siren:

futurastic:

[x]

yes.

Better than LMFAO

you can’t handle the gangnam swag

O-O-O-O-OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

How was my weekend you ask? This is your answer.

I don’t really know what it is exactly, but I do know this: It. Is. Awesome.

datcatwhatcameback:

shutupandthinkofmydick:

les8fin:

montbear:

dont-bore-me-to-death:

friskysecret:

yonkobe:

transinboots:

transstingray:

sorenhateseverything:

tsulamon:

attackofthemoocows:

epochayur:

this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level 18, and your stats start to go down after level 30 not to mention the romance mini-game is hard as fuck

THIS.

sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail

it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah

I don’t even get to choose anything about the initial details of my character.

>_>

Pff the graphics really suck, I needed to get a third party program just to make everything focus.

If the character they give you isn’t the right gender, the patch is expensive as hell and takes forever to install

I thought I was really good at this game, but there are millions of people better at it than I am. ::::/

I died ONCE and they closed my fucking account what the hell

i didnt even properly finish the tutorial they just boot you out of it when youre level 18 regardless

JESUS CHRIST ALEC

9K NOTES DIDN’T

YOU JUST POST THIS SHIT

STOP

STOP IT

I’M GOING TO VOMIT

best. comments. ever.

THE COMMENTS!!! XD

theoriginalvictoria:

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ORGANIC CARBON BASED FEMALES OF FRENCH ORIGIN

OH MY GOD THE LAUGHTER IS ENDLESS

Everyone…

captainbritish:

sillystickmenmodblog:

biscuitmango:

kryssixx:

champion (paswg ost) lol

Ouchi ga Ichiban

4 Chord Song

Athlete - Chances

Hrm, appropriate now that I think about it.

Build That Wall (Zia’s theme) from the Bastion soundtrack.

Might actually fit…

argh-reporting:

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: Venezuelan designer Enrique Luis Sardi has created an edible cookie-esque coffee cup for Lavazza that’s lined with sugar to keep your coffee in.

In other unnecessary but glorious food achievements, there now exists a hollowed-out muffin that holds chocolate fondue.

[theawesomer]

PRECIOUS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!! WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE!?!?!?

I AM GETTING ONE OF THESE, SINGING PURE IMAGINATION, AND EATING MY CUP BECAUSE I CAN.